juicesoul:

catchymemes:

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

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he accepted ur cold drink!!

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

growing-up-gay:

winterstar95:

awake-society:

😻amazing, pt.1

Always need good news stories

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

iminyjo:

modern-requiem:

notlexawoods:

RIP Vine †

THE 1ST ONE.

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

aromasphere:
“Me all through out college lol
”

aromasphere:

Me all through out college lol

gay-hylian:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

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i hope to god im doing this right

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im not sure how to feel about this

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

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it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

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LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

@m0rkl

thelittleblackfox:

i-am-loki-locked:

dajo42:

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

practicalprocrastinator:

angelinthesuit:

#this is the most dramatic reaction to a boner ever

Republicans reactions to female sexuality

underlytrashy:

underlytrashy:

:/

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nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

emphatically-enthusiastic:
“Important! Please reblog!
”

emphatically-enthusiastic:

Important! Please reblog!

cashhhmani:
“ elaxisfae:
“ I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂
”
Save them
”

cashhhmani:

elaxisfae:

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

alexander:

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wastingmytimern:
“ bulbasaur-propaganda:
“ Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
• Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
• Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
• Vines to reach far...

wastingmytimern:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

  • Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
  • Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
  • Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
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  • Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
  • Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
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  • Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
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  • Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
  • Nature control
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  • Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
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  • It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
  • Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
  • evolves to a badass beast
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  • He’s too freaking strong
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  • up for hugs
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  • He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
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  • He can dance
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baby boy.. baby.,