"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass